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Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Shit SB E-mails Her Idol of Greatness, Ms. Moon
The foundation of all abundance is acknowledging what you already have, or so
Eckhart Tolle says. Maybe I need so start a cocksucking gratitude journal or
some damn shit.
I don't think you need a journal... but maybe give the Viking a hug for no reason when you pass him in the house... and maybe thank your favorite waitress at the diner or cashier at the convenience store for being a friendly face...
A journal full of thanks..? What, are you going to get a design from "the cutest blog on the block" and have kitties and sunflowers all over the place..? C'mon..!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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And as I just replied to an e-mail from Ms. Bastard-Beloved, "Hey! Don't lose your mind! I love you just the way you are."
I don't think you need a journal... but maybe give the Viking a hug for no reason when you pass him in the house... and maybe thank your favorite waitress at the diner or cashier at the convenience store for being a friendly face...
A journal full of thanks..? What, are you going to get a design from "the cutest blog on the block" and have kitties and sunflowers all over the place..? C'mon..!
i thought this was your gratitude journal...
missing my daily dose of SB wit!
xxalainaxx
I love ALL YOU BITCHES!
Daddy Squeeze Me, I hear you, believe me.
Big Mark, that made me laugh.
Thanks for missing me, Mrs. Miss A. Back at you. Hope all is well with you and the Mr.
Ms. Moon and Michelle,
You know I love you both dearly.
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