Thursday, November 7, 2013

Stupid Motherfuckers

The old, short, fat (round as he is tall), LOUD, obnoxious, ex-marine who works here is on the phone a few cubes over bitching to some poor under-paid slob at McDonald’s about stopping to get a sausage biscuit sandwich and a diet Coke (laugh), and since he is diabetic, IT IS VERY SERIOUS that they keep giving him regular Coke in error. The poor McDonald’s employee tried to make it right, and fat marine guy said—“No, there are other McDonald’s around. You have just lost a customer.” (What a burn.) So what is the point of calling—just to make some poor shittily-paid slob’s day even shittier? WHY THE FUCK IS HE EATING AT MCDONALD’S AT ALL IF HE IS DIABETIC? MAYBE THAT’S WHY THE MOTHERFUCKER IS DIABETIC??? Americans are so fucking stupid. It makes me want to throw the fuck up. And he also told the poor slob worker that he is a regular customer and comes through the drive-thru there almost everyday. GET A FUCKING CLUE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. Jesus.

3 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

He goes through the drive through every day, huh? If I had been that McDonald's employee, I just might have pointed out that this might have something to do with his diabetes. I mean, he's already said he's not going to go to THAT McDonald's anymore, right?
What a jerk.

mrs.missalaineus said...

you said it

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love you, Syd, and think of you often. Hope all is well with you and C.

My dear Ms. Moon, you are STILL and always my idol.

Miss Mrs. A.,
Thank you for still reading my ranting. Love to you and T.

SB