The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, June 13, 2014
Quote of the Goddamn Day: Sarcastic Bastard
"Fucker was all strung out and Cobain-y and shit."
I'm allowed to quote myself, motherfuckers. I own the rights and all.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
May I quote you?
damn right
so glad you still make me laugh
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