The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Church Sign Re-write
Church Sign: There is someone who is happy with less than what you have.
Why aren't you posting, and don't tell me it's because you're dead.
I came here for the squirrel. I used to have a squirrel feeder, a home for the squirrels, squirrel bridges running about the backyard, and an occasional squirrel visitor in my kitchen. I now feed birds too, but it's the squirrels that I love most.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Why aren't you posting, and don't tell me it's because you're dead.
I came here for the squirrel. I used to have a squirrel feeder, a home for the squirrels, squirrel bridges running about the backyard, and an occasional squirrel visitor in my kitchen. I now feed birds too, but it's the squirrels that I love most.
Please post again.
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