Showing posts with label unfortunate headstone name. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unfortunate headstone name. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2009

Unfortunate Headstone Name

[Don't ask who this ho is. I don't know. I just needed a damn photo of a headstone for this post. She looked nice though, didn't she? I am hoping if my family gives me a laser headstone, they will use a photo of me in my bathrobe, holding a glass of wine, with a cigarette dangling from my lips. That's how I wish to be remembered. Keepin' it real even in death, motherfuckers.]

The obituary thing in the former post reminded me of the local cemetery I walk the Diarrhetic Wunderkind in. There is a large stone at the back that reads:


C. R.

"Dick"

Stauffer

SB's ass is easily amused.