[Don't ask who this ho is. I don't know. I just needed a damn photo of a headstone for this post. She looked nice though, didn't she? I am hoping if my family gives me a laser headstone, they will use a photo of me in my bathrobe, holding a glass of wine, with a cigarette dangling from my lips. That's how I wish to be remembered. Keepin' it real even in death, motherfuckers.]The obituary thing in the former post reminded me of the local cemetery I walk the Diarrhetic Wunderkind in. There is a large stone at the back that reads:
C. R.
"Dick"
Stauffer
SB's ass is easily amused.
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The tombstone beside my mother's grave reads: 'Alfonse de Zutter. He died in the gutter.'
Those are HILARIOUS!!!
Um, is that a low-cut white dress or is that woman wearing a bra?! Man, if my family pulled some crap like that I'd be one pissed off dead person.
Laura Lee,
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SB
Lady Lemon,
That was funny! That shit does look like a bra.
Love,
SB
Funny SB. At least it wasn't "Dick" Stuffer. That would have been too much.
when somebody gets a satifaction using this kind of language, it shows such a immaturity................
Anonymous,
And when somebody posts a comment anonymously and with such poor grammatical skills, it shows that they are not only a pussy, but have a very poor education.
Best,
SB
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