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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
The ORIGINAL AND BEST Motherfucker Sayer
This is Sam L. Jackson, THE ORIGINAL AND BEST MOTHERFUCKER SAYER, and don't you forget it. If I go to a movie and this motherfucker doesn't say motherfucker, my ass feels cheated, and I try to get my motherfucking money back.
I love you, Ms. Bastard. I had lunch with my kids and we were all "Where's Ms. Bastard?" I said, "She was sick. I hope she's okay." And here you are- still sick. We want you to get better, okay?
That MF sure can say MF. I particularly like his swearing in Pulp Fiction - even his MF wallet is called Bad MF! Come to think of it, when I saw Pulp Fiction I thought it was a MF comedy until I realised I was the only MF laughing. MF!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I love you, Ms. Bastard. I had lunch with my kids and we were all "Where's Ms. Bastard?" I said, "She was sick. I hope she's okay."
And here you are- still sick.
We want you to get better, okay?
Rage,
Bruce is NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL as Mr. Jackson. No way. No how.
Thanks for reading and commenting. Hope all is well.
Love you,
SB
May,
Thanks, my friend. Great to hear from you!
I am happy to be back. I just wish to hell I didn't still sound like Froggy.
Love you,
SB
He does some mean blues too. Did you see Black Snake Moan?
Nah, I didn't see that one yet, Syddie. It's on my list.
Love,
SB
That MF sure can say MF.
I particularly like his swearing in Pulp Fiction - even his MF wallet is called Bad MF!
Come to think of it, when I saw Pulp Fiction I thought it was a MF comedy until I realised I was the only MF laughing.
MF!
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