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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
To Tide You Motherfuckers Over in SB's Much Lamented Absence: Awkward Pet Photo
I just like the damn picture, okay? So shoot me. I don't know what in the fuck kind of animal this is. Can anybody identify this species? I'm overworked. I don't have time to be a damn zoology researcher!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Duuuude. I cannot identitfy that scary, little, hairless fucker either. All I know is I certainly do not want it to latch onto my face.
And, are they in an art museum? Wtf?
Look- I never even want to SEE one of those whatevers. That is very creepy and very weird and how do you find these things?
Ms. Moon,
This shit just comes to me, like manna from heaven. The weird is attracted to me. I can't imagine why.
What the fuck - that thing looks like what we would have gotten if the Pope and Paris Hilton hooked up.
No seriously, the movie Men In Black comes to mind, for some reason.
Check the background out-it's in a museum, and I bet it's one of those super-realistic people sculptures...still cool as hell though
RageBoXx,
Welcome formally. I thought about Men In Black, too! Great minds think alike, my brothah.
Stay cool and thanks for reading,
SB
Mr. Mischief,
Welcome to the warped world of SB. With a name like that, you're bound to fit in well here. Thanks for reading.
Best, SB.
It's a hairless monkey called the Fellatio monkey.
What? I'm only saying what everybody's thinking...
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