Friday, July 10, 2009

Drunk-Ass Badger

You know how SB loves her animal stories, peeps. Well, here's an animal really after my cold stone creamery heart--an alcoholic badger. I am going to see whether I can adopt his ass. We can put away the vino together. It sucks to drink alone. And don't be all high and mighty. We've all been solo drunks at one time or another, so just admit that shit right now.

Link to story at Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/32891

8 comments:

Marco Dante said...

The quintessential cheap date. Doesn’t even bother with the paper bag. Gotta love it. Marco

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hiya, Marco. Great to hear from you! I hope all is well.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

As I former friend of mine used to say, "If you can't drink by yourself, who can you drink with?"

Gledwood said...

O I love it!

Is that an American badger by the way, or a British one? When I did Furry Fridays on Saturdays on those some weeks back all the pictures of American badgers looked markedly different ~ more like the famously hard Indian Honey Badger who fights cobras etc...

That looks like a Brit to me. Also it is drunk ~ so it looks even more British...(!!)

... PS Koalas at mine today...

Gledwood said...

PS: here's my badgers feature; I don't think you saw it:

http://gledwood2.blogspot.com/2009/04/furry-friday-saturdays-badgers.html

Lou said...

So, that's a badger!

Lady Lemon said...

Dude, I've always wanted an animal I could drink with. I've been waving beer under my dogs noses for years to no avail. This is the answer!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gleddy,
I'll check out your badgers feature, my dear.

Love,

SB