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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
It just dawned on me that I'm not sure that's a dress at all. It sorta looks like a damn panty.
"Son, you've got a panty on your cat."
I was thinking kitty wife beater. To wear when he beats his kitty wife.
Hank,
Raising Arizona is MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. Good catch.
Lady Lemon,
Could be, toots. Could be.
SB: that is the only thing I can think of when I hear/see the word panty.
We have an obese cat, "Chloe", we like to call her porkchop.
Cindy,
That's a good name!
Love,
SB
my cat thinks your cat is hottt!
after living in ohio for 332 days i can vouch for anything and everything you say about ohio.
any state name with three syllables spelled with four letters is gonna have issues.
the worst part is that the last time i was in ohio i didnt see one single mullet. talk about feeling cheated....
xx miss alaineus xx
Miss Alaineus,
Welcome to the warped world of Sarcastic Bastard. I hope you will join us here often. We are a dysfunctional, but happy, family.
Bless your heart for spending that kind of time here in Ohio and not being a native. Go to Fairborn during your next trip to Ohio. You are sure to see a damn mullet there.
Love, SB.
Cute cat.
Looks like a cat we rescued called Buster.
He is now in his forever home and happy as can be!
Stay Up!
Bwahahahahaha. It looks like the cat is wearing someone's tighty whities, and even like there's a tiny, askew bowtie. And kitty does not look amused, but I sure am.
sKILLz,
So glad to hear from you, as always. I had dinner last night with my neighbors and their lovely pit bull. What fun!
I thought of you.
Love,
SB
Gingermagnolia,
Thanks for reading! I was amused as hell, too. Fat cats are fun!
Have a great week.
Love, SB.
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