The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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In addition to this, there was just a blind item reveal that he's been paying for cancer treatments for a girl fan who asked to meet him as a dying wish. She had weeks to live at the time (3 years ago)and when Johnny asked about medical treatments, he was told there was no money. Beautiful man - inside and out!
I agree that JD is a saint but I do have a question...do saints fuck? I hadn't thougth of this before but your posts always move me to contemplate the great questions of the universe.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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In addition to this, there was just a blind item reveal that he's been paying for cancer treatments for a girl fan who asked to meet him as a dying wish. She had weeks to live at the time (3 years ago)and when Johnny asked about medical treatments, he was told there was no money. Beautiful man - inside and out!
Anonymous,
You're not Johnny Depp are you?
I made myself laugh.
Thanks for reading whoever you are.
SB, you made me laugh too.
Steph,
Girlfriend, I live to make you laugh!
Love you,
SB
Weeeeeeeeeeeell, lucky for him, he didnt drop into my bedroom unannounced ... he would be minus balls and other things by now *muuhaa* xxx
Fishy,
I hear you, girl! You are loved.
SB
Oh my. What a beautful creature he is. And he has a daughter named Lily-Rose? Just like Ms Moon.
Sigh. To be a sick british kid...
I agree that JD is a saint but I do have a question...do saints fuck? I hadn't thougth of this before but your posts always move me to contemplate the great questions of the universe.
Sheria,
That made me laugh. An excellent question. Clearly, I was just assuming, and you know what that makes me.
I must ponder on this and get back to you.
Love always,
SB
My beloved Johnny...
How ya doing SB? It's been awhile. I was out having a life. That's probably over now, so I am back to reading the blogs!
Check it out: http://dietaeglicherevolution.blogspot.com/2009/07/howtheyfoundus.html
debbi
Debbi!
So happy to hear from you! I will definitely check out the site.
I was thinking of you last week and meant to drop you a line and must have gotten sidetracked.
Great minds think alike.
Much love. Stay in touch.
Thanks for reading.
SB
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