The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
If I Have One MORE Motherfucker. . . .
If I have one more motherfucker walk up to me today and ask my ass a STUPID GODDAMN question, I am going to kill a bitch!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
throw the blender at them once the margaritas are gone! if it's a stainless steel one with the glass jar, they are so gonna feel it!
xxalainaxx
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