Today is Bring Bella to Work Day. SB had to fucking spread the kitten preciousness around. I even forced Bella's ass to wear her damn purple bling collar with the tinkle bell and rhinestones THAT SHE FUCKING HATES.
I thought about calling a few close friends here and inviting them to COME LOOK AT MY PUSSY, but if you can believe it, that shit is not considered business appropriate! You can't have any fun in a business office, motherfuckers.
One time, when I was a supervisor (I got layed off from that gig, if you can believe that shit!), I ordered a mini-trampoline and had it delivered to my office, which had a glass window out front. Of course I had to assemble that fucker and test it out. You should have seen the looks on the faces of the motherfuckers passing by the window! So actually you CAN have fun in a business office, but they may lay your ass off for it.
I was telling a male friend on break, when I was petting my pussy, that my pussy is really clean and smells good. Then he wanted to pet my pussy, too!
[The Moms is going to be REALLY MAD when she reads this post. She doesn't like me discussing my pussy in a public forum.]
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8 comments:
That DTG is getting sassy with you! He ought to be buying your ass a margarita if he expects pussy pictures!
You are the living end, SB. I can't believe you got laid off for a trampoline. You would've been my favorite manager ever.
love,
May
DTG stole my comment!
Damn, downtown guy totally beat me to it!
I think that I would like to know if it purrs when stroked. All mine purr up a storm and their motors are so loud that they keep me awake.
May,
I got layed off because I was a supervisor, and my ass let my people pretty much do what they wanted to do. As long as they got what needed to be done done on time, I didn't give a shit. I'm not into a power trip, man. I was uncomfortable being THE MAN, you know?
I love you my little May May.
SB
Queenneenee,
You can say that shit again.
Have a great weekend!
Love, SB.
Syd,
Yes, it purrs if it is stroked nicely.
Much love,
SB
This is the worse outbeak of Double Entendre Disease I have ever witnessed...
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