This week, we have another wool fetishist pair for you motherfuckers' double delight! Personally, SB finds this shit anything but sexy, and it is my understanding that these folks get off on fucking in these suits. I don't get that shit. Is there strategic pocketry someplace? Surely the wool-covered penis doesn't go in the woolen cooze? Perhaps this would work as an effective form of birth control though. Your thoughts, all? Don't be shy.Looks to me like the wooly on the left is packing a little extra poundage. Do you suppose that's why she prefers wearing the suit when doing it? That shit hides a multitude of sins!
And again, if you are a proper wool fetishist, we want to hear from you! We value your input and would like to knew if the suits make your privates itchy, or is that part of the draw? We are not here to scoff. We are here to embrace and appreciate all lifestyles*, unlike the damn Bush administration and the religious right, but don't get my ass started.
*Except for people who cut off limbs for a sexual thrill or pedophiles--you've got to draw the line somewhere. One has got to have standards, motherfuckers!
15 comments:
Dude, I've been listening to the Savage Love Podacast recently and I have become aware of ALL KINDS of sexual fetishes that I was not aware before. And I considered myself to be pretty up on these kinds of issues. I must have been wrong.
As for the woolen vag/penis situation - all that I can think of is friction! Is wool flamable? That could be a serious fire hazard, man.
It seems to me that a wool fetish would have to go hand in hand with a sweat fetish.
Honestly? You make my life complete.
Lady Lemon,
You are my guru. Your ass thinks of everything.
SB loves ya!
May,
SB considers all the Moons family--FUN family!
Love you,
SB
I'm willing to bet that Florida is short on wool fetishists is all I'm saying.
That would be some funny S&M shit right there. You're all ready to get whipped and Madam Mayhem cranks up the heat and whips out a wool suit. OOOOOoo! You've been a VERY bad boy!
It's way too hot to do anything in that outfit,let alone copulate. Heck how do you even pee in something like that. Necked (the southern form of naked) is the only way.
May,
That made me laugh. Like me, you have an active imagination. This is a good quality and keeps us easily amused.
Love ya,
SB
Syd,
The pee thing crossed my mind, too. Guess you just go in the damn suit. Yuck.
Love you,
SB
now, i really like this lil woolie..
http://wtfstuff.boxofsoap.com/costumes/costumes/catgirl_japan_2.jpg
Brother Frankie,
Thanks for the link.
Love you!
SB
Mark,
You make SB laugh. That was fucking funny. To each his own, right? Or as my cousin, Tod, used to say, "whatever blows your skirt up."
Thanks for reading dahling,
SB
wool fetishism ... it really leaves u tickled :) xxx
I'm new to your blog.. and I love it lol keep it up
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