The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
No, I did NOT write the Urban Outfitters X-mas ad. Those bitches stole my schtick though. Pay up, you bunch of thieving whorish motherfuckers!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Jean,
Clearly, you have some damn sense.
Best,
SB
1. jean come teach in my district.
i concur with the both of you!
xxalainaxx
Mrs. Miss A.,
I love you and Tony. Happy holidays! I hope you guys get some vacation time to spend together.
I agree about Jean. Clearly, she has some damn sense, so the schools will NEVER hire her. You were an anomaly, baby. You slipped through.
SB
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