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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Nothing Human Remains, all right. That's exactly how I and a couple of Tom Cruise's ex-wives would describe him.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I don't understand how the goofball remains a box office draw. I don't understand people at all.
Heh-heh.
Jean,
Thanks for all your comments. You or me both on the asshole remaining a box office draw. I can't figure it out either.
Ms. Moon,
You are my idol. But you know this.
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