Monday, June 29, 2015

My Cousin Chris and I Had the Most Retardational Drunken Fight in THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD over the Weekend (excerpt below)


SB: So, you mean you love unborn babies more than me?

CHRIS: YES!

SB: Let me get this straight--you love a fucking fetus more than me? I'm going home, goddammit!
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Ms. Moon said...

Well, there ARE people whom I do not love as much as an unborn fetus but you are most definitely NOT ONE OF THEM! I adore you.

Monday, June 29, 2015

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