I'm sorry. I don't remember doing that. I was drunk.
Try it out! You're welcome, motherfuckers.
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- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Yup - it works!
Love you!
Adding that to my repetoire as of today!
Ha Ha, thank you very much. I'm sure it will come in handy!
Classic!
Love you...
J
I just say, "I'm sorry. I don't remember doing that. I'm old." That works too.
And it's true.
That's the damn problem with getting sober. Can't you that excuse anymore. So I just say "my sponsor told me to."
Jenn,
I love you too! Have a great weekend.
Ms. Moon,
That would work! Thanks.
Mark,
That works too. Laugh.
That's great. I'm going to try that. If I'm not too drunk to remember.
Ok. But this doesn't work on the mormons. ;)
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