Thursday, November 18, 2010

A Catch-All Apology that Covers EVERY Situation

I'm sorry. I don't remember doing that. I was drunk.

Try it out! You're welcome, motherfuckers.

9 comments:

Jeannie said...

Yup - it works!

Love you!

Big Mark 243 said...

Adding that to my repetoire as of today!

Mel said...

Ha Ha, thank you very much. I'm sure it will come in handy!

The Wit Continuum said...

Classic!

Love you...
J

Ms. Moon said...

I just say, "I'm sorry. I don't remember doing that. I'm old." That works too.
And it's true.

Mark said...

That's the damn problem with getting sober. Can't you that excuse anymore. So I just say "my sponsor told me to."

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
I love you too! Have a great weekend.

Ms. Moon,
That would work! Thanks.

Mark,
That works too. Laugh.

Leslie said...

That's great. I'm going to try that. If I'm not too drunk to remember.

Kissa said...

Ok. But this doesn't work on the mormons. ;)