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Friday, November 19, 2010
Welcome Visitor from Rotterdam Who Is Wanking Off to My Blog
Welcome visitor from Rotterdam who is wanking off to my photos of Coco and her big fat ass! I am so glad to perform some sort of public service while entertaining the masses. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND JERK OFF AGAIN!
Hmm. The German men I've known were kinky but not perverted. But then...I've always been fond of kinky, which some people find perverted...whatevah.~Mary
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
Can you imagine being from Rotterdam? You are providing a public service.
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have picked on the poor soul, but then they do have legalized drugs over there. They have that going for them at least.
Rotterdam. I think everyone in rotterdam wears leather.
Rotterdam also has some of the best hard house clubs and DJs in the world. Believe it or not, Rotterdam is a mecca for house music (esp. hard house.)
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xoxoxo
Dearest SB, I'm with Ms Moon. Glad to see your blog is keeping everyone happy! Sending love to you my friend xx
I am glad that I come here for other reasons.
How do you know the visitor from Rotterdam is doing the - erm - solitary vice thing. Is his monitor screen like a two way mirror?
Allow me to pass on this message...
STOP IT YOU DIRTY BUGGER! IT MAKES YOU GO BLIND!! FACT!!!
Trust this clarifies matters.
The Sacarstic Bastard... teaching people all over the world to really love themselves... one swing john at a time!
Big Mark,
I perform a service with this blog. It gives meaning and purpose to my life.
Hmm. The German men I've known were kinky but not perverted.
But then...I've always been fond of kinky, which some people find perverted...whatevah.~Mary
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