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Friday, November 12, 2010
More Shit SB Says on the Telephone at Work to the Ex-Husband
I will be happy to donate, as long as your promise you won't try and convert the pygmies. You know I don't go for that shit. Don't be Bible-thumping the damn pygmies. They have enough problems. Bitches are so remote, they can't even get a decent haircut.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
ay yi yi.i have annoying relatives that do missionary work. i hate that!!!! leave folks alone!
Drollgirl,
I hear you, babe.
Have a great weekend.
for some reason when i saw this i thought you meant DONATE YOUR EGGS....
sometimes the visually obvious is too much for this one.
xxalainaxx
I have always been fascinated by the pygmies.
Yeah. My god needs your soul too. Haha! What crap.
I love you, Ms. Bastard Beloved. I do.
Hey if you have figured out a way to send ex-husbands away to remote places please let me know.
I gave at the office.
Have a nice day, Boonie
i totally agree. no conversions.
Yeah, why do they decide to take perfectly happy people and give them all the guilt of christianity?
Hear, hear!
Dear SB, you crack me up. I'm rather fascinated by pygmy's too. Love you loads xx
Christina,
Love returned, of course.
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