Friday, November 12, 2010

More Shit SB Says on the Telephone at Work to the Ex-Husband

I will be happy to donate, as long as your promise you won't try and convert the pygmies. You know I don't go for that shit. Don't be Bible-thumping the damn pygmies. They have enough problems. Bitches are so remote, they can't even get a decent haircut.

13 comments:

drollgirl said...

ay yi yi.i have annoying relatives that do missionary work. i hate that!!!! leave folks alone!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Drollgirl,
I hear you, babe.

Have a great weekend.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

for some reason when i saw this i thought you meant DONATE YOUR EGGS....


sometimes the visually obvious is too much for this one.


xxalainaxx

Syd said...

I have always been fascinated by the pygmies.

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah. My god needs your soul too. Haha! What crap.
I love you, Ms. Bastard Beloved. I do.

Omgrrrl said...

Hey if you have figured out a way to send ex-husbands away to remote places please let me know.

Boonie S said...

I gave at the office.

Have a nice day, Boonie

Maggie May said...

i totally agree. no conversions.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Yeah, why do they decide to take perfectly happy people and give them all the guilt of christianity?

Dash said...

Hear, hear!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
No fucking way. You crack me up. Love you!

Syd,
Yeah they are strangely fascinating.

Ms. Moon,
You know I adore you. YOU ARE MY FUCKING IDOL AND I DO NOT JEST!

Omgrrrl,
That was funny, toots.

Boonie,
BIG KISS.

Maggie,
I knew you would, love.

Mel,
Fuck if I know.

Dash,
Welcome! Thanks for reading me. I've seen you around.

Love to all,

SB

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, you crack me up. I'm rather fascinated by pygmy's too. Love you loads xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
Love returned, of course.