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Monday, November 15, 2010
Shit SB Says in Reply to Her Idol, Ms. Moon
There is nothing so ridiculous or embarrassing as Americans on vacation.
DTG, No, but I once encountered some speedo-wearing Europeans vacationing around the pool in a Holiday Inn in Ohio. It was THE GROSS. The Moms and I had to take our cocktails back to the room. That shit nearly put me off my dinner.
Jeannie, Thank you. I am appalled by most of my own countrymen/women. I'm aware of how Americans are perceived elsewhere, and much of it is entirely justified.
I think that any tourist on vacation has the potential to be ridiculous. We are out of our element and fear sometimes makes us do and say really stupid things.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
You have clearly never seen Europeans on vacation in Florida. One word: speedo.
Some aren't so bad ;)
DTG,
No, but I once encountered some speedo-wearing Europeans vacationing around the pool in a Holiday Inn in Ohio. It was THE GROSS. The Moms and I had to take our cocktails back to the room. That shit nearly put me off my dinner.
Jeannie,
Thank you. I am appalled by most of my own countrymen/women. I'm aware of how Americans are perceived elsewhere, and much of it is entirely justified.
Oh Lord. Yes.
Mel,
I don't get the ugly shoe thing either, but then I own several pair of Birkenstock clogs. Laugh.
Love to you and A.
I think that any tourist on vacation has the potential to be ridiculous. We are out of our element and fear sometimes makes us do and say really stupid things.
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