Friday, November 19, 2010

Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker

When we went to Bob Evans the other night, we got there kind of late, and a van load of retarded adults got out and started going in ahead of us. There were about eight of those motherfuckers, and it was TOTAL CHAOS. I said to the Viking: Oh great, clearly God loves us, when one lady started screaming at one of the aids and one poor hapless motherfucker got wedged between the entry door, trying to open it for the others. Of course, during all the chaos, we took the opportunity to cut ahead of them in line.


Ms. Moon said...

It was the only thing to do.

Jeannie said...

Ms. Moon got there first. Everyone's cutting in around here.

michelle said...

giggle giggle giggle


Big Mark 243 said...

LOL... while in Va with my SFC, we went to nearby Mt. Vernon, because we are both into stuff like that. This oriental group of seve slid in front of us and I whispered, "Looks like a field trip from Galludet!" The lady must of heard, because when we got into the little hall where they give a brief orientation before you walk the grounds, she eyeballed my girl to her seat.

"Johnson", she says. "The oriental lady is looking as if she could kill me with her eyes!" I looked up just in time to watch her mouth the word "B*tch," to my girl! Guess she heard a voice say that they got off the little bus from Galludet, but did not know who it was.

I thought it was a hoot.