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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Mercer Says Good Afternoon to All You Motherfuckers
Actually, she says FUCK YOU (unless your dumb ass has a snack for her).
I was just over at Kathleen's and one of her cats is a wild thing who will cut and tear your flesh just because she wants to. Gotta admire a cat with so much spunk. Mercer is beautiful.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
I was just over at Kathleen's and one of her cats is a wild thing who will cut and tear your flesh just because she wants to.
Gotta admire a cat with so much spunk. Mercer is beautiful.
Thank you, Ms. Moon. She is my oldest cat-baby.
I got kitty snacks!
(Actually, our kitty likes the dog treats)
Dear SB, I love Mercer's expression and her attitude. Love you xx
That is a WTF you are looking at look, Mercer has!!
I realize that Mercer is a cat. and a she. But otherwise - I am thinking Joe Pesci.
Good evening to you Mercer. Now I will toss my treat and respectfully back away with my skin intact.
Christina,
And I love you! Thanks for reading moi.
Big Mark,
Yep. She surely does.
Omgrrrl,
That would be appropriate casting.
Mel,
You have the right idea, babe.
Love to all of youse,
SB
That is a handsome cat!
DTG,
Thanks, my brothah. Hope all is going well for you this week.
I loves ya!
Mercer looks like she owns the world.
Love that expression that only felines can have.
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