I guess I'll have to come to Florida to hang with some virgins. We don't have any here in Ohio. When you live in a boring state, all there is to do is eat out and fuck.
Okay, that was crude. So shoot me.
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It's the same in the town I grew up in. Everyone got knocked up right around the end of high school... but then they built a mall in the town down the road and we had something else to do :)
Steph,
That was funny. It's good to have choices, right?
I've been thinking of you. I hope you and the fam are doing okay.
Love,
SB
We can't even eat out in Lloyd unless we want to go to the truck stop and believe me- we don't.
Not even any pizza delivery.
Can you believe that?
So yeah, it will be drinking and virgins when you come to visit. And eating here. Which is okay. And of course, the chickens. We can feed grapes to them. It's fun!
I thought you meant the other eating out.
You have confirmed my thoughts on Ohio.
no... you forgot to mention the crystal meth... oh wait, that is here in Nebraska... farm boy Jethro ain't got much else to do besides getting high and bangin' cousin Elly Mae out here.
Honestly I can't think of two things I'd rather do.
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