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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I wish you had a "like" button. Cuz i would just "like" what you posted without going off on a tangent about trying to buy makeup at Target today. honey beige vs. creamy beige? It all spells out $5.99.
xoxoxo (with virtual Revlon Liptastick gloss)
Mrs. Miss A.,
Nah--too old for that shit. Laugh.
Omgrrrl,
That's okay. Tangent away. I certainly do.
Love you both,
SB
You could join the cast of the latest Twilight movie...or not...
Jenn,
There's an idea. That's why I dig you--you're always thinking.
Foundation?! No thanks.
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