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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker
Did your dumb ass come out here to destroy my equanimity? I work hard for that shit.
I'm impressed that you work with people who know what "equanimity" means. And hell yes- once you achieve it, no one should take it away! (It's possible to achieve it? Dang.)
I think it works like how the observation of something changes what you think you have seen. Once you say, I have balance and have reached equanimity in my soul, you have just 'jumped the shark' and you are no longer in balance.
Once again on the same wavelength! I used equanimity in my peformance review and I was so proud of myself...of course, no one who read it noticed, or cared, or probably even knew what it meant. Great minds, SB...great minds...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
I'm impressed that you work with people who know what "equanimity" means.
And hell yes- once you achieve it, no one should take it away!
(It's possible to achieve it? Dang.)
This person probably didn't know what the hell it meant. Whatever.
It's probably not possible to achieve it. You're right. It's probably our natural state (though due to the nature of life, it doesn't seem so).
Love youse.
I would have that put on a plaque and leave it mounted on your desk.
I think it works like how the observation of something changes what you think you have seen. Once you say, I have balance and have reached equanimity in my soul, you have just 'jumped the shark' and you are no longer in balance.
Que sera...
Jeannie,
Good idea, babe.
Big Mark,
Sounds about right to me.
Love you guys,
SB
Ha Ha! Love this.
Once again on the same wavelength! I used equanimity in my peformance review and I was so proud of myself...of course, no one who read it noticed, or cared, or probably even knew what it meant. Great minds, SB...great minds...
Love,
Tom
Tom,
Now I am sure that JH read it and devoured every single word. What makes you think your self-eval is fruitless? Laugh.
Love,
SB
Bina,
Thanks! I enjoyed your blog also.
Have a great weekend.
Love,
SB
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