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Friday, November 19, 2010
Shit Uncle Gene Says When Asked What He Wants for His Upcoming 81st Birthday
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I love Uncle Gene. He's my kind of guy.
Not being would kind of put a damper on the celebrations.
I love it!I think the same thing every birthday myself.
Aw Uncle Gene!!!!!
I hope he gets what he wanted for his bday :)
Good answer. Me too.
First, Johnny Cash @ Folsom Prison. Now, Uncle Gene... the two most awesome photos of the bird ever!!
Big Mark,
Yeah, Gene is my idol.
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