Friday, November 12, 2010

Unless You are Bo Derek or Jamaican, You CANNOT Carry this Hairdo Off, So Don't Even Try Dumb Ass

The poor kids--with genetics like that--they are NEVER going to stand a chance at being cool. If you don't believe my ass, look at the dork in the middle.

11 comments:

Jeannie said...

sigh - I confess I got a bad braided do once. ONCE! the first tropical trip we did. Although the lady did a really great job, my head was an unsuitable choice of art medium. A girl from Sweden summed it nicely in her broken English: It looks funny.

Young dudes are obviously trying to keep from being recognized.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I would KILL for a picture of that.

Love you so!

Syd said...

I had very long hair about ten years ago but would not have even contemplated those woven braids.

Ms. Moon said...

You know, the funny thing about this picture to me is that really- they are fine looking people. And yet- since they are white people on vacation, they felt the need to be ridiculous. And have a photo made of the successful result.
Why?

Mel's Way or No Way said...

The Jamaicans wanted to give me a braid in my 1/2inch hair...no way!

That gene pool needed a LOT more chlorine!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
That's because you have taste.

Ms. Moon,
There is nothing so ridiculous or embarrassing as Americans on vacation.

Mel,
You too have good damn sense.

Steph(anie) said...

Sometimes the wisest choice for a dork is to embrace his or her dorkiness.

DAVID McGRIEVEY said...

Why did they braid that kids nose hair?
X David

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Someone should have stopped him! xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
True. Very true.

David McG,
That was fucking funny.

Christina,
They sure as hell should have.

Sweden said...

its so stupid how white people go to jamaica and get fucking braIDS, LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY!!