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Friday, November 12, 2010
Unless You are Bo Derek or Jamaican, You CANNOT Carry this Hairdo Off, So Don't Even Try Dumb Ass
The poor kids--with genetics like that--they are NEVER going to stand a chance at being cool. If you don't believe my ass, look at the dork in the middle.
sigh - I confess I got a bad braided do once. ONCE! the first tropical trip we did. Although the lady did a really great job, my head was an unsuitable choice of art medium. A girl from Sweden summed it nicely in her broken English: It looks funny.
Young dudes are obviously trying to keep from being recognized.
You know, the funny thing about this picture to me is that really- they are fine looking people. And yet- since they are white people on vacation, they felt the need to be ridiculous. And have a photo made of the successful result. Why?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
sigh - I confess I got a bad braided do once. ONCE! the first tropical trip we did. Although the lady did a really great job, my head was an unsuitable choice of art medium. A girl from Sweden summed it nicely in her broken English: It looks funny.
Young dudes are obviously trying to keep from being recognized.
Jeannie,
I would KILL for a picture of that.
Love you so!
I had very long hair about ten years ago but would not have even contemplated those woven braids.
You know, the funny thing about this picture to me is that really- they are fine looking people. And yet- since they are white people on vacation, they felt the need to be ridiculous. And have a photo made of the successful result.
Why?
The Jamaicans wanted to give me a braid in my 1/2inch hair...no way!
That gene pool needed a LOT more chlorine!
Syd,
That's because you have taste.
Ms. Moon,
There is nothing so ridiculous or embarrassing as Americans on vacation.
Mel,
You too have good damn sense.
Sometimes the wisest choice for a dork is to embrace his or her dorkiness.
Why did they braid that kids nose hair?
X David
Someone should have stopped him! xx
Steph,
True. Very true.
David McG,
That was fucking funny.
Christina,
They sure as hell should have.
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