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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Shit SB Says to Her Darling Friend and Idol, Ms. Moon
The magnolias on the stairwell look swell! You are giving fucking Martha Stewart a run for her money, sister. I hate that bitch.
It took me a long time to realize Martha was a somewhat real person. Without a TV(& that is the way I like it), I'd thought she was a soap opera character until she was jailed. ~Mary
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Well, Martha learned to crochet ponchos in prison. That's something I hope never to do. Along with 99% of the stuff she does.
It took me a long time to realize Martha was a somewhat real person. Without a TV(& that is the way I like it), I'd thought she was a soap opera character until she was jailed. ~Mary
oh yeah - I forgot that she went to jail.
That must put a bit of a crimp in one's social calendar, I would think.
Ali x
Jeannie,
Me too! Love you.
Ms. Moon,
As usual, we are on the same page.
Mary,
I hear you, babe.
Ali,
I heard she taught the other inmates how to craft. Jesus.
Melly Mel,
A resounding YES!
Love to all,
SB
Don't tell ME I can't go back to November and comment on 47 posts I've missed.
I love Martha Stewart. Like I love a little girl who has major issues.
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