Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Shit SB Says to Her Darling Friend and Idol, Ms. Moon

The magnolias on the stairwell look swell! You are giving fucking Martha Stewart a run for her money, sister. I hate that bitch.

7 comments:

Jeannie said...

I always hated her arrogant, sanctimonious ass

Ms. Moon said...

Well, Martha learned to crochet ponchos in prison. That's something I hope never to do. Along with 99% of the stuff she does.

FrankandMary said...

It took me a long time to realize Martha was a somewhat real person. Without a TV(& that is the way I like it), I'd thought she was a soap opera character until she was jailed. ~Mary

Alison Cross said...

oh yeah - I forgot that she went to jail.

That must put a bit of a crimp in one's social calendar, I would think.

Ali x

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Martha needs to devise something to get that corncob outta her ass!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Me too! Love you.

Ms. Moon,
As usual, we are on the same page.

Mary,
I hear you, babe.

Ali,
I heard she taught the other inmates how to craft. Jesus.

Melly Mel,
A resounding YES!

Love to all,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

Don't tell ME I can't go back to November and comment on 47 posts I've missed.

I love Martha Stewart. Like I love a little girl who has major issues.