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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Shit SB Says
I'm all for gay marriage. Why should straight people be alone in their misery?
Fran Lebowitz said something to the effect that she had always thought that one of best things about being gay was that you didn't have to participate in two of the biggest institutions: marriage and the military. I'm not sure she was joking either. Good morning, sweetie!
A few men I know were very pissed about sanctioned gay marriage...they had used the non-availability of it as their reason for not...now, no such luck. Now they just have to say: I DO NOT want to marry you-- like the rest of us.
Sounds like something Eminem or Mike Tyson said about the subject... and why SHOULDN'T they? I don't think they should be denied the opportunity to make miserable the lives of as many of their loved ones as they can, either!!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Fran Lebowitz said something to the effect that she had always thought that one of best things about being gay was that you didn't have to participate in two of the biggest institutions: marriage and the military.
I'm not sure she was joking either.
Good morning, sweetie!
My Dear Ms. Moon,
I doubt she was joking. It does make me smile though. Good morning back!
A few men I know were very pissed about sanctioned gay marriage...they had used the non-availability of it as their reason for not...now, no such luck. Now they just have to say: I DO NOT want to marry you-- like the rest of us.
Sounds like something Eminem or Mike Tyson said about the subject... and why SHOULDN'T they? I don't think they should be denied the opportunity to make miserable the lives of as many of their loved ones as they can, either!!
Mary,
I never thought of that. It did make me laugh though.
Big Mark,
HA! I hope all is well with you, buddy.
I agree!
Dearest SB, you're hilarious. Love you xx
Jenn,
I figured you would. Hope your holiday was a good one.
Christina,
Thanks, my dear.
Love you both!
SB
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