Friday, December 17, 2010

More Shit SB Says

A bitch is wrapped tight. You could crack nuts with her asshole.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! Love that!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christiejolu,
Thanks. Love you! Happy holidays!!

Syd said...

Ouch!

Young at Heart said...

I love the phrase 'happy holidays'...when I first lived state side I went to great lengths to explain I was not on my holidays when people said that until I finally cottoned on....so merry christmas!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Young at Heart,
I use the phrase Happy Holidays in a useless effort to be politically correct. I don't like to assume that everyone is Christian. A body could be Jewish or even Hindu, but it's still a nationally recognized holiday, so Happy Holidays seems fairly safe.

Merry Christmas to you! I heard you are due for another big winter storm over there. Try and stay warm and safe.

Love,

SB

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

sorry if i'm like butting in to the conversation, but @youngatheart, i love the phrase "cottoned on" :) right on with that one; is it okay for a yankee to use it over here? i laughed so much that you thought people were wishing you well on your "holidays" or vacation as we'd more likely say. although i've heard the term "holiday" to mean what you said, because i've traveled and had friends from other places, i'm always surprised that a lot of people here ... like a LOT, like an embarrassing amount... don't know that to be on holiday is to be on one's vacation. we are full of dipshits round here.

Big Mark 243 said...

I say happy holidays to be polite and to keep folks from asking me about my X-mas. I haven't worried about what I got since I was in jr. high.

Maybe you could use an enema. Loosen things right up. May as well get a colonic while you are fiddling around back there.

white rabbit said...

You finally managed it. I'm speechless...

;)