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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
LOL! Love that!
Christiejolu,
Thanks. Love you! Happy holidays!!
Ouch!
I love the phrase 'happy holidays'...when I first lived state side I went to great lengths to explain I was not on my holidays when people said that until I finally cottoned on....so merry christmas!!
Young at Heart,
I use the phrase Happy Holidays in a useless effort to be politically correct. I don't like to assume that everyone is Christian. A body could be Jewish or even Hindu, but it's still a nationally recognized holiday, so Happy Holidays seems fairly safe.
Merry Christmas to you! I heard you are due for another big winter storm over there. Try and stay warm and safe.
Love,
SB
sorry if i'm like butting in to the conversation, but @youngatheart, i love the phrase "cottoned on" :) right on with that one; is it okay for a yankee to use it over here? i laughed so much that you thought people were wishing you well on your "holidays" or vacation as we'd more likely say. although i've heard the term "holiday" to mean what you said, because i've traveled and had friends from other places, i'm always surprised that a lot of people here ... like a LOT, like an embarrassing amount... don't know that to be on holiday is to be on one's vacation. we are full of dipshits round here.
I say happy holidays to be polite and to keep folks from asking me about my X-mas. I haven't worried about what I got since I was in jr. high.
Maybe you could use an enema. Loosen things right up. May as well get a colonic while you are fiddling around back there.
You finally managed it. I'm speechless...
;)
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