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Friday, December 17, 2010
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
If you value your eyesight and the skin on your worthless carcass, you could never do this shit to a cat.
I have a boston terrier and am seriously thinking of getting her that. Those dogs are so pathetic in the winter. You would be dead for sure if you tried that on a cat, they have more dignity than that!
Dearest SB, I think it's hilarious. I bet you're cat would have none of it. I have been known to dress dogs up in comedy outfits but only for the sake of a photo. Hope you're good my dear friend. I would love to hang out with you if you ever come to London xx
I don't have a cat, but I've learned that my dog welcomes any assistance in having her ears covered so she doesn't have to listen to any more of my shit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
HaHaHa. No a cat would kill you swiftly for that.
That is too funny. And the idea of trying to insert a cathead into that ugly getup is even funnier.
Funny but can't imagine one of the cats, especially Evil Seed, wearing it. She would look like Mother Theresa on the ski slopes.
I have a boston terrier and am seriously thinking of getting her that. Those dogs are so pathetic in the winter.
You would be dead for sure if you tried that on a cat, they have more dignity than that!
Mary,
Yes indeedy.
Kathleen,
I actually think it is cute, but I value my fingers. Laugh.
Syd,
Evil Seed is a GREAT name.
Amber Elise,
Welcome! I'd buy the damn hat, too. DEFINITELY. Thanks for reading me.
Dearest SB, I think it's hilarious. I bet you're cat would have none of it. I have been known to dress dogs up in comedy outfits but only for the sake of a photo. Hope you're good my dear friend. I would love to hang out with you if you ever come to London xx
oh! my dog Sprocket looked just like that, minus the weird hat. You would've loved him.
oh, this is awesome!
I don't have a cat, but I've learned that my dog welcomes any assistance in having her ears covered so she doesn't have to listen to any more of my shit.
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