Willie's ass may be blind, but he surely SEES one IMPORTANT fucking point. In case you are an illiterate fucking moron, that point is: COUNT YOUR DAMN BLESSINGS! Remember: IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE! You know it could. I mean we thought Nixon and Reagan were pretty damn bad, and then we got two terms of W. See what I mean?Willie is one totally blind bitch, and that's sort of a crappy, but Willie realizes that a bitch could be limbless AND blind or retarded AND blind. Got me? Willie's blind cracker ass isn't sitting around pissing and moaning about his lot in life, so why the fuck should you?
COUNT YOUR DAMN BLESSINGS!
12 comments:
It's sure good they have that blind guy watching the baby standing on the pew.
You are damn skippy I am counting mine! (when I can remember what they are!!)
Damn right, no matter how bad it is it can ALWAYS be worse!
Yes indeed, you are correct. And don't forget to cheer your ass up while you're at it! Relativity can be the best medicine. Thanks for introducing me to Willie :)
You know Sarcastic,
One of my friends who is blind, mentally retarded and schizophrenic is in hospice right now.
I've known him so many years. So many of those years he was in the critical care unit and always just burst out with his determination (I believe) and survival instinct.
He never complained. He is so optimistic.
When his family told me a couple days ago that this would be his last Christmas, it was so unreal. He's such a fighter and obviously has a purpose in the world, if only to show the rest of us courage.
Very sad.I know exactly what you mean.
j.
Now I feel guilty as fuck for whining about my Bleak MidWinter....but you *know* I'm only messing about:-) I am grateful as get out for all my blessings. Even Tertarus and his miserable tidyiness habit!
love ya
Ali x
Steph,
That made me laugh, and on a MORNING, no less! You're my only friend who would point that shit out. You crack me up.
Love,
SB
Mel,
My pleasure. I dig Willie.
Guy in the silk tafetta dress,
I am VERY sorry to hear about your friend. I really am.
Ali,
Whine all you want. I do it, too. That tidyness stuff would drive my ass batshit.
Love to all!
SB
This is CLASSIC Ms. Bastard-Beloved writing and I LOVE it!
Ms. Moon,
I'm in an especially MEAN mood due to the looming holiday from HELL.
You understand.
I understand ONLY TOO WELL!
Well, I was sitting here in my heated home, watching a craft program while reading, petting my dog while thinking, and planning for my long weekend of doing nothing but painting, and I thought, JEEZ, WHY DON'T I HAVE ENOUGH OIL TO MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS?!!?! I'm not going the hell out to get any because it's fucking STORMING. It's been STORMING for a week, and I'm SICK of it! My damn POOL is going to overflow onto my cement deck!!!
So, I feel guilty now.
You happy?!?
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