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That is a scary picture. Not because she's getting older. Jesus. But because of the obvious surgeries, the caked-on make-up. Thank god I don't have to try that fucking hard.
Dash, Yes, it would. Thanks for pointing that out. Poor Cher. I still dig her.
Ms. Moon, I'm with you. Fuck that shit. I'm 44, and I try and keep myself clean and decent, but I find the lighter the makeup at my age, the better I look. I used to put eyeliner on like Marilyn Manson, but I saw him recently, and it just made him look older, so I stopped.
Dash, She sure does. I doubt that was the look she was going for.
Young at Heart, That is why we should wear less makeup as we age.
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That is a scary picture. Not because she's getting older. Jesus. But because of the obvious surgeries, the caked-on make-up. Thank god I don't have to try that fucking hard.
She looks like Pete Burns!
OMG, she wont thank big pictures photo for that one! Actually if her mouth was open a little wider it would look like 'The Scream'.
XXX
oh my ...what is that???
I liked her original face. She'd look a hell of a lot better if someone hadn't cut her fringe quite so short xx
She looks like someone who is dead and been made up. Sorry. Not pretty at all.
Doesn't she know that packing on the makeup only makes her look older?
That will probably be me at that age though...
That's Not My Age,
Welcome! Thanks for your comment, and yes, she does. I happen to adore both Cher and Pete. Bitches have attitude!
Come back and join us when you can.
Best,
SB
Dash,
Yes, it would. Thanks for pointing that out. Poor Cher. I still dig her.
Ms. Moon,
I'm with you. Fuck that shit. I'm 44, and I try and keep myself clean and decent, but I find the lighter the makeup at my age, the better I look. I used to put eyeliner on like Marilyn Manson, but I saw him recently, and it just made him look older, so I stopped.
Dash,
She sure does. I doubt that was the look she was going for.
Young at Heart,
That is why we should wear less makeup as we age.
Christina,
You are right about the fringe.
Syd,
No, it is not. But I still dig her.
Mel,
You are exactly right.
Looks just like a coffin shot.
~Mary
Mary,
I still idolize the shit out of her. I'd love to sit all day and watch reruns of The Sonny and Cher Show. You dig?
Love you lots. Thanks for reading.
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