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Friday, December 17, 2010
Shit SB Says
I think Jesus is coming back as a gay man, and he's going to be REALLY PISSED.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Maybe. The don't-ask-don't-tell might be a good cover.
Denny,
That's why SB loves you--you're always thinking. Laugh.
hahaha - i fucking hope so...that'll really catch a lot of people unawares.
a gay native american....lotta repentin' to be done then!
Danny,
I like your idea VERY MUCH.
I think you may be onto something.
I think GOD is gay. Only ONE begotten son? What's up with that?
Ms. Moon,
Now THAT was a good one, sister! I hope he is gay, but if he were, Jesus would have been better dressed. Sandals and a robe? What?
Syd,
I hope so too!
I thought that was what he did the first time around... Mary Magdalene was his 'hag' ... now that sounds as plausible as his virgin birth...
hehee!
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