Thursday, December 9, 2010

Quote of the Damn Day: Tom Ford

Who SB happens to think is one of the handsomest men alive. Now that I find out he is nice to the fatties, I love him EVEN MORE. [If you haven't seen his movie, A Single Man, you really should.]

I spend most of my time at home naked. You know, most people actually look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symmetry and an innate elegance. Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking.

We are the only animal that wears clothes, and that can't just be because dogs can't do up buttons.

15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I wish he'd design some damn clothes for fat women which do not constrain or pinch and lump-up.
Other than that, he's cool. Good morning and I love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.

Steph(anie) said...

I wouldn't mind some squeezing and sucking from Tom.

downtown guy said...

I agree with him. I have two pairs of sweatshorts that are the only things I wear in my house unless I have company or it is very, very cold. I'd go buck, but it grosses me out to sit around on my furniture in the nude.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

GOOD MORNING, my dear Ms. Moon!

Steph, me neither. Fucker's hot.

DTG, it is gross to be naked on furniture. My boyfriend sleeps naked, and his butt on the bed even grosses me out.

downtown guy said...

Sleeping naked is a different story. That doesn't bother me at all. I mean, you wash your sheets, right? Unlike your couch.

All This Trouble... said...

I'm shocked by Steph's come-on to Tom! Shocked! I want to be squeezed and sucked by Tom, too! Can all the fatties (or not) of the world just unite and get on Tom?

DTG, your fears are warranted. I went to sit on a lovely piano stool once but found it was marred by unmistakeable ass and bits smudges.

I sleep naked. It gets me a lot of action.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank,
I still DO NOT WANT to roll around on a bed where somebody's naked ass was resting. Call me anal--no pun intended.

ATT,
You made me laugh. As another fatty, I would also like to climb on Tom. Unfortunately, he doesn't like the poon though. He is strictly dickly.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, great quote and I agree with Ms. Moon!

I don't agree everyone looks better naked! xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
I don't either, but it was sweet of Mr. Ford to say. I'm sure HE looks better in the buff. I'd like to find out. Fucker is hot AND smart.

The Wit Continuum said...

Love this stunning man...once I listed him as my pick for a one-night-stand...I know he's gay, so I'd have him sew me up some gorgeous piece of clothing, just for me...perhaps he'd do it naked....

Love ya

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
Yeah--HUNK-O-RAMA! He's a gay chick magnet. Laugh.

Syd said...

I think it is too damn cold to walk around naked. Cold makes Vienna sausages out of bratwurst.

Petit fleur said...

He is a dashing fellow.

Thanks for the quote of the day.
xoxo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
That was funny. Made me laugh.

Parabolic Muse said...

I get too cold, too. I also get chafed very easily. I have very delicate, porcelain skin which is also see-through. I don't mind people seeing my twat, but I want to keep my liver under wraps.

Is that wrong?