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Thursday, December 9, 2010
I Guess I'm Done Eating Eggs FOREVER
The damn Germans killed a bunch of innocent Jews and now they've gone and ruined eggs for me, too. Thanks a lot, motherfuckers.
oh,they're just unfertilized zygotes. I bet if we could crack open those millions of human embryos waiting to give their stem cells, fry them up, and feed the world with them, we'd market that shit and make wal-mart richer.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
WTF?
Ms. Moon,
I think that shit is a German album cover. I thought of you when I posted it. I am, in fact, deeply sorry to you for posting it. Laugh.
<is so freakin' glad she is a vegetarian.~Mary
oh,they're just unfertilized zygotes. I bet if we could crack open those millions of human embryos waiting to give their stem cells, fry them up, and feed the world with them, we'd market that shit and make wal-mart richer.
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