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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Amen. Not the least of which is that we celebrate the [alleged] virgin birth of a man who went on to become the zombie jesus. Christianity is kind of funny, now that I look at that way.
nothing strange ever happens to me at this time of the year, chance would be a fine thing.
just terrible, grating, rickety monuments to egalitarianism. its like being forced to wear an angora sweater in a sauna - how it feels for the emotions.
The part I don't like is having to conform. Listen to THESE songs. Do THIS stuff to your house. Buy THIS stuff at THIS time and give it to THESE people. Do THIS on THIS day. It's all mandated by tradition. Deep down I resent it and find it hard to get with the program.
Yes, it does.
AMEN! my sister-friend. Amen, I say.
Steph,
As usual, SB is with you.
Danny,
You are the best writer. Really. I love how you see things.
Denny,
ME EITHER!
Syd & Ms. Moon,
I knew you two would get it.
Love to all of youse!
We just stirred meatballs with a spoon that had been used to clean the poopy wood-shavings out of the hamster's bed.
I shall blame This Time Of Year and not my slatternly housekeeping skills!
Ali xxxx
Ali,
It is DEFINITELY this time of year, babe.
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