Thursday, December 2, 2010

I know I sure as fuck don't.

If I had kids, I'd buy the little bastards this, but then I don't care about children either.

7 comments:

Mel's Way or No Way said...

It's amazing the number of small children who are afraid of the elderly (sometimes with good reason). I wonder if their parents just put G-ma in the home and then never expose them to her. They then show up at Christmas and make the kids kiss her cheek and sit in her lap. Traumatizing!

Ms. Moon said...

My grandson. He cares about elderly people. Me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yes, he does, but you are hardly elderly. Love you more than the ocean, and that's a damn lot.

FrankandMary said...

I've given some talks on Eldercare(long story as to how that started), and I get people coming up to me: 1) My children are bored at their grandmother's house, so we don't go that often(oh, really-bet they are not bored at Christmas when grandma is having them open their 23 presents). 2) My daughter thinks old people smell funny( so do young people you little snot). 3)(my personal favorite) People of a certain age have had their turn, and my focus is my children, not my parents...and my kids just don't like to visit them( I can't wait to see how this lady feels when she gets old).

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Mary,
Those are some pretty sad things to say. It would be hard for me to hold my damn tongue.

Love you.

Parabolic Muse said...

The only reason I give a shit about getting famous is so that, when I'm in the home, they might actually know that I used to be a human being, and not poke me with forks all day.

Parabolic Muse said...

yeah. I've thought this through.