If I had kids, I'd buy the little bastards this, but then I don't care about children either.
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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It's amazing the number of small children who are afraid of the elderly (sometimes with good reason). I wonder if their parents just put G-ma in the home and then never expose them to her. They then show up at Christmas and make the kids kiss her cheek and sit in her lap. Traumatizing!
My grandson. He cares about elderly people. Me.
Ms. Moon,
Yes, he does, but you are hardly elderly. Love you more than the ocean, and that's a damn lot.
I've given some talks on Eldercare(long story as to how that started), and I get people coming up to me: 1) My children are bored at their grandmother's house, so we don't go that often(oh, really-bet they are not bored at Christmas when grandma is having them open their 23 presents). 2) My daughter thinks old people smell funny( so do young people you little snot). 3)(my personal favorite) People of a certain age have had their turn, and my focus is my children, not my parents...and my kids just don't like to visit them( I can't wait to see how this lady feels when she gets old).
My Dear Mary,
Those are some pretty sad things to say. It would be hard for me to hold my damn tongue.
Love you.
The only reason I give a shit about getting famous is so that, when I'm in the home, they might actually know that I used to be a human being, and not poke me with forks all day.
yeah. I've thought this through.
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