Thursday, December 16, 2010

Shocking Shit Grandma Peg Said to My Brother and I While Watching The Damn Dukes of Hazzard

[Background: My brother Steve and I were in elementary school when this shit went down. Every Friday night, when we stayed with Grandma, we watched The Dukes of Hazzard, The Love Boat, and Fantasy Fucking Island. The plane, the goddamn plane!]

Grandma Peg: That Daisy Duke reminds me of me when I was a young girl.

Steve: Grandma, did you run around with shorts halfway up your ass when you were a girl?

[Silence.]

12 comments:

Gledwood said...

O wow that's Daisy Duke??! I hated the dukes of Hazard (too young to follow anything happening, except lots of cars going everywhere) but I loved Daisy Duke. Also it really annoyed my brother to say that. So I said it a lot

Ms. Moon said...

I betcha she did!
Grandma Ms. Moon did.

Syd said...

I hope that your grandma did. Those Daisy Dukes are hot.

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Wow, I was thinking of my granny today too.
Yours sounds like quite the character!
Remember your post about this time of year?
Well,my friend suffered an aneurysm.He was taken to the best hospital for it.
They induced a coma to rest his brain, but he had a stroke.
He's now brain dead. They're taking him off life support on Saturday, so I got the worst news tonight.
Take care,
j.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

:)

Scott said...

That's just wrong but you sure made me laugh!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My friend in the silk tafetta dress,

I am so VERY sorry to hear about your friend. What a lousy X-mas for you and his family.

All my love to you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Scott,
Thank you, and thank you much for reading and commenting. I hope you'll come back by.

Best,

SB

Boonie S said...

"Fantasy Fucking Island" - I don't remember that. Was it an adult film?

Have a good day, Boonie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Boonie,
That was funny. No, not a porno, just my filthy mouth. Laugh.

Big Mark 243 said...

That is hard news for the cat in the pretty dress... wonder what color the dress is... rose or ice blue?

Man... that is just harsh... not because of the season but because it is. My deepest sympathies.

Yeah, that out to hold Granny from talking too much about what they did or did not do in her day...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
It did. Laugh. Happy holidays!

Love,

SB