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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Or blow us up. I wouldn't blame them.
I wouldn't blame them either. We suck as a species.
I agree with your sentiments about any species that shits where it eats, that fouls the air, water and soil necessary for life, killing off other species without a thought, so they can pour more concrete. Don't ask me what I really think.
But not to worry about UFOs. They simply don't exist. I've done the math and it would take 1000s of years at ungodly speeds to get here. And if they're that smart, they know it's not worth the effort.
Extra testicles? One set is bad enough..I have enough to deal with from the set I have already.
Denny,
That makes me feel much better. I trust your intellect, so I feel now that I have nothing to worry about. I shall sleep a bit better tonight. I'm serious.
Mr. M.,
You should try having breasts and a vag. Trust me--you got the better deal!
I love the extra testicles statement. Cannabalistic testicles?? Chomp...
Syd,
Cannabalistic testicles. Sure, why not?
Love,
SB
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