Thursday, December 16, 2010

Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker

I have no interest in outerspace or extra-testicles AT ALL. I always figure if they show up here, it will be because they want to eat our brains or some shit. No thanks.

7 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Or blow us up. I wouldn't blame them.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I wouldn't blame them either. We suck as a species.

Denny Coates said...

I agree with your sentiments about any species that shits where it eats, that fouls the air, water and soil necessary for life, killing off other species without a thought, so they can pour more concrete. Don't ask me what I really think.

But not to worry about UFOs. They simply don't exist. I've done the math and it would take 1000s of years at ungodly speeds to get here. And if they're that smart, they know it's not worth the effort.

Mr.Mischief said...

Extra testicles? One set is bad enough..I have enough to deal with from the set I have already.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
That makes me feel much better. I trust your intellect, so I feel now that I have nothing to worry about. I shall sleep a bit better tonight. I'm serious.

Mr. M.,
You should try having breasts and a vag. Trust me--you got the better deal!

Syd said...

I love the extra testicles statement. Cannabalistic testicles?? Chomp...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Cannabalistic testicles. Sure, why not?

Love,

SB