Thursday, December 9, 2010

Shit SB Says to Her Idol, Ms. Moon

The Viking brought me a bowl of those little pumpkin candies over for Halloween. They are still sitting on my shelf. He BROUGHT ME SOMETHING (jewelry or booze would have been better), but I couldn't bear to throw the candy away.

Love does strange things to a bitch--like making a bitch want to keep old nasty candy around and shit.

17 comments:

Hylic said...

nice blog

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hylic,
Wny, thank you, my dear. Come back and join us anytime.

Best,

SB

FrankandMary said...

Love & Nasty Candy.
Great band name.

drollgirl said...

i have a weakness for vikings! and candy, too! lol

Jeannie said...

Hey Babe!

Missed you!

Drop a pumpkin candy in your next martini for a bit of colour and let you get rid of at least one.

Ms. Moon said...

Wait! I didn't get this one in an e-mail!
But I have to tell you dear, that yes, this is what love will do to a bitch. I know. It's okay.

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Sarcastic,
Yes indeed, love does some strange things.
REMEMBER THE SONG "What I Did for Love."
Love is like a tonic, but sometimes, a destructive force.
Good night, sweet dreams,
j.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

The thought was nice I guess...but not those candies. I rank those right up there with those gross orange spongy peanut candies. If you play your cards right you might get some of the hearts for Valentine's day.

My suggestion is to pick up a slingshot and by spring you will have some fine ammo to shoot at your neighbors.

Omgrrrl said...

Hmmmmm..... Don't know about this Viking Person. Don't know how I feel about SB being in Love.

I DO know that I just tossed Halloween candy from 2009. So I could make way for Valentines Day candy, also from 2009.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
IT IS. Have a great weekend!

Drollgirl,
Me too, obviously. Laugh.

Jeannie,
AND I MISSED YOU!

Ms. Moon,
I knew you would understand.

Guy in the silk tafetta dress,
Yes, I do remember that song. It's so true. Laugh.

Mel,
I HATE the spongy peanut candies. Fuckers are gross.

Omgrrrl,
I am in love with a GOOD ONE this time, I assure you.

Love to all my bitches,

SB

Young at Heart said...

every dog deserves her day.....enjoy, candy's not just for christmas!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Young at Heart,
Thanks! You are loved.

Syd said...

Those pumpkins are really good in small doses.

Petit fleur said...

SB.

You are a closet romantic!

Sweet.
xo

Kissa said...

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

:D

Parabolic Muse said...

nice blog

Parabolic Muse said...

No. What I meant to say was: love is stupid as shit. I mean, the romantic love that's fueled solely by hormones. In two years, she'll be throwing that candy out. If she's been with the Viking more than two years, she's only saving it because of nostalgia for the days when she was hot for him. It's inevitable. Just accept it! So, I think maybe it's not love, it's just sentiment. On the other hand, I'm just an ass who doesn't even know her and is talking about her behind her back.

Comments like this really say more about the commentor, don't they?

YES, okay?!!!? YES, I buried the last bastard who F-d me in the woods, with a bit of the plastic trash bag sticking up so they could find it easier. OKAY? No jury of my peers will ever convict me. That's how sick that sonofabitch was.

Happy Solstice, by the way!!