Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Everything is okay. My ass is just uninspired and depressed by the fucking cold, darkness, and dreaded holiday season.

I just refuse to post crap in order to keep my blog active. You motherfuckers deserve better than that. If I find something that inspires me, I'll post. If not, no posty, motherfuckers.

Happy season of dreaded darkness and familial discomfort, or Festive Wenscheslaus, as I like to say for some damn reason. My advice? DRINK LOTS.

Love to all,

SB

13 comments:

Mel said...

I hear you my friend. I go for the more festive drinks this time of year - bubbly shit or fruit garnishes. Makes me feel more celebratory. Hang in there, in 6 days we get to start adding a minute of daylight every other day.
Hugs,
Mel

Steph(anie) said...

That's what I need, a drink! Nevermind that it's not even 8 AM here yet.

Steph(anie) said...

Mel - that bit about daylight is the best thing I've heard since September.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest SB, here's my tips to get through Christmas, I know you hate it.

1) Buy yourself a few presents you really want - something that will make you happy when you see it
2) Go out now and buy all the food you want to eat that keeps (then you haven't got to get stressed at the shops and face empty shelves with people panic buying)
3) Stock up with your favourite drinks and mixers
4) Buy/rent a load of films you love or want to see
5) Go and get any fresh food at 7am or after midnight just before Christmas
6) Put your feet up, do whatever you like and enjoy your holiday, you don't even have to acknowledge it's Christmas.

I bet you'd like Christmas in my house. All The Actor and I do is eat, drink and watch movies xx

Syd said...

Ugh--had to make a dreaded trip to Wally World today. Panic to get done and out.

mrs.missalaineus said...

tony reads me texts from last night every day- they make me feel so much better knowing that at least i didn't do a, b, or c.....

be well and cheers! i know the shithole that is the ohio winter and i feel your pain here in the feral mitten!

xxalainaxx

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I've got a lovely bottle of bubbly chilling. You're always welcome to join.

Tell me again why I didn't plan a winter vacation?
Hang in there and sending hugs to you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
Some great tips. I love you. Wish we could hang out over the holidays. Damn geography!

Syd,
My sympathies.

Mrs. Miss A.,
I love you and tony TONS! If you two ever get down near Dayton, we must meet! Happy holidays! Stay warm.

Mel,
You know I love you and A. Happy holidays to you two. We also have to meet, if you two ever get near Dayton. Love you much.

Big Mark 243 said...

I like what Christina wrote... and not just because I have long found the beauty in doing many of her suggestions (as long as I have a enough Coca-Cola, cookies and video games, I can make it through any one day!!), but because it takes your mind away from the make believe.

Ain't nothing more real that a plateful of cookies and a 2 liter bottle of Coke... no sir.

If you don't feel like posting, that is one thing. Right now I don't feel like reading (cept for yours, obviously) posts. When I get to it, I will get to it and if I don't... c'est la vie.

I mean, I put what I got into my comments but if I ain't go nothing, it is FAR BETTER than spittin' out pure drivel!! Sometimes I start rollin' doing my 'therapy through comment' and hopefully help someone else out as well as myself. That is a scrabble double word bonus!

The holiday season is not all bad. Definitely not what is cracked up to be, but what is?

Take care and be well. And having a happy holiday doesn't mean expensive gift, good food and decor to rival Martha Stewart. Like I said, the 25th will be spent watching whatever, reading BOOKS and eating cookies and washing them down with soda, alone. I KNOW you are going to be near a warm body, so give 'em a hug and go for the win!!

L&R
Mark

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
Sounds like Christmas will be a good day for you. I thought maybe you might spend it with Nebraska. However you spend it, I wish you peace and joy.

Love you lots,

SB

Anonymous said...

Even your posts about not posting are good posts...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
Bless you for saying that.

Parabolic Muse said...

I'm officially putting this on my blog and claiming authorship. Of course, my readership is much more pansyish so I'll have to take out all of the raw passion and doll it up a bit.

So that it means the complete opposite.

But you and I will know I stole it. That's my point.