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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
my mother's family are all getting older too - and all they sit around talking about are my ailments (of my mind)!
Danny,
I love you. That made me laugh.
My father always hated people bitching about ills. He would tell them he had IDC. I don't care.
Mary,
I would hang with your dad. That is SO great.
Love you! Happy holidays!!
I love you SB. You made me realize that I will not bitch and moan when I get to be older than sin. I will instead be lecherous and get away with it.
Syd,
And I love you back. Lechery is always a good choice, my brothah.
To play off Syd... it is easy to understand why men chase after younger women when they get pass the speed limit... most of the women around my building are limping and wobbling around worse than cat's at a VA hospital (much respects to the Vets).
Not only that, they smell like, well, Grandma... all like menthol and other crap... who wants to lay up in that..?
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