Friday, December 17, 2010

Shit SB Says to Her Dear Friend, Syd

My Mom's family is all getting older now, and all those bitches do is sit around and talk about their damn ailments. That shit gets old.

7 comments:

Danny said...

my mother's family are all getting older too - and all they sit around talking about are my ailments (of my mind)!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Danny,
I love you. That made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

My father always hated people bitching about ills. He would tell them he had IDC. I don't care.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
I would hang with your dad. That is SO great.

Love you! Happy holidays!!

Syd said...

I love you SB. You made me realize that I will not bitch and moan when I get to be older than sin. I will instead be lecherous and get away with it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
And I love you back. Lechery is always a good choice, my brothah.

Big Mark 243 said...

To play off Syd... it is easy to understand why men chase after younger women when they get pass the speed limit... most of the women around my building are limping and wobbling around worse than cat's at a VA hospital (much respects to the Vets).

Not only that, they smell like, well, Grandma... all like menthol and other crap... who wants to lay up in that..?