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Thursday, December 9, 2010
Siamese Dog Twins!
When it/they play(s) fetch, do(es) it/they have to take turns retrieving? Maybe the sonofabitch just throws two balls.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Well, I look at it like this- two dogs, only one pee-and-poop mechanism. This could be good.
That's not for real, is it?
Oh wow, that's interesting. I've never seen anything like that before.
Thanks for your support.
Ms. Moon,
Good observation!
Steph,
I believe it is.
Chic Mama,
You are loved. Happy holidays! There, I typed something cheery.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
And beautiful dogs they are.
That would make for an interesting dog fight.
I would love a two headed dog but with my luck, one would like me and the other would bite me all the time.
Invisigal,
It sure as fuck is. Never thought about that aspect. Laugh.
Love you!
Mel,
That was a great comment. You make a' SB laugh.
My love to you and A.
Does it/they have arguments about whose turn it is to lick its/their balls today?
Suppose it could be female...
*shuffles off shrugging*
White Rabbit,
That was DAMN funny. Wish I could have a beer with you. You crack me up.
Do they take turns licking themself?
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