The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Are you KIDDING? Do you have this? I didn't know what to get with my barnes and noble coupon, but this is a GREAT idea! I have a long weekend coming up!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
ha!! Now that's good.
I laughed my ass off at the book title-I might buy it JUST to keep on the shelf.
Ha! Good one.
Hey that cover is really cute.
Any good recipes?
j.
Bring it when you come visit. We'll make cookies.
Jill,
Thank you, doll, and welcome to the weird world of Sarcastic Bastard. Please stop by and join us often. We have a damn good time.
Best,
SB
Mr. M.,
I thought it was hilarious, too. My co-workers probably wondered what the hell was so damn funny.
Are you KIDDING? Do you have this? I didn't know what to get with my barnes and noble coupon, but this is a GREAT idea! I have a long weekend coming up!
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