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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
Here's some Christmas fuckery for you bitches. A Squid Christmas. Makes about as much sense as a damn virgin birth. Yeah right.
I must need coffee...had to look at this three times to get the religious significance. And now I'm laughing--the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Great Xmas present.
Speaking of which, hope you have great holidays. Moms and Daddums and The Viking too.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
Yes! A Squid Christmas! Finally- something that makes sense!
I love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
What had 8 arms and couldn't play bass?
Squid Vicious.
I must need coffee...had to look at this three times to get the religious significance. And now I'm laughing--the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Great Xmas present.
Speaking of which, hope you have great holidays. Moms and Daddums and The Viking too.
ooh ..... all seems a bit fishy to me..... happy happy christmas!!
I really like a squid Christmas. That is awesome. And the little baby squid is right there too.
I have missed you so much - and missed so much of you!
Too many comments to comment!
Love you babe!
Ms. Moon,
We are on the same page, as usual.
DTG,
I adore you! That was a good one.
Kathleen,
You and Denny do the same. I love you two!
Young at Heart,
And Happy Christmas to you, my dear!
Syd,
Happy holidays to you and C.!
Jeannie,
And I have missed you A WHOLE DAMN LOT. I love you so!
Christmas fuckery!!!
Happy Holidays SB :)))
oh my cod!
xxalainaxx
Love it! Love you xx
That picture just makes me smile.
squid.
Maggie,
Happy holidays to you.
To all of you delightful commenters, you are loved!
SB
Hilarious and lovely and hy the hell not? Have a wiggly Christmas :)
I've actually had nightmares after looking at stuff like this, so I glossed over this one.
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