This bitch ALREADY HAS two fucked-up front teefs, but I suggest his dumb ass needs a good smack in the head to straighten out his damn eyes and some orthodontia instead.
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I really am laughing out loud. I am not rolling on the floor but I am laughing out loud.
That makes my WHOLE ENTIRE day!
You should know this little guy's teeth are an improvement over what was in MY mouth before my folks spent one million dollars on them. Maybe not a million but that's how they acted. My teeth are lovely now. So, thanks Mom and Dad!
Ok.
Now my childhood Xmas morning pictures don't look quite so bad to me anymore.~Mary
Reminds me of a little boy that came into the clinic last week. His mom was complaining that he hasn't got his adult front teeth yet and the kids are making fun of him at school because of his lisp. All I could think was I doubted the lisp had much to do with his problems...it was most likely the "wonky eye".
Where do you find this stuff? I hate to laugh at messed up people but cannot help it with this.
Syd,
I love to laugh at them. I am mean as a damn snake.
Love you,
SB
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