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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
A Bumper Sticker I Saw on the Farm Truck of a Damn Ohio Pinhead
Take America Back 2010!
After a small change that SB would like to make to the sticker.
don't get me wrong. i love America! but only the good bits.
in the grand scheme of things it is a child (in the historical sense i mean). but an abused child roughly felt up by the assorted grubby hands of the criminal cabal that sits in Washington, among other places.
It's amazing to me the sheer numbers of people who have no idea of America's history and foundation, so they keep talking about the good old days. Assholes.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Amen.
take America back -
- no you take it back -
- no you take it back...
America the child no one wanted...
...or an insult demanding recompense.
Ms. Moon,
I somehow knew you'd agree.
Danny,
It is true--no one wants us.
Your comment made me laugh and then cry because, well, we're so UNWANTED.
don't get me wrong. i love America! but only the good bits.
in the grand scheme of things it is a child (in the historical sense i mean). but an abused child roughly felt up by the assorted grubby hands of the criminal cabal that sits in Washington, among other places.
Well-said, Danny. Seriously.
Take America back to where?
It's amazing to me the sheer numbers of people who have no idea of America's history and foundation, so they keep talking about the good old days. Assholes.
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